HOLY SCHNIKEES

It has been a month since last entry.
What have I done?

Let's compare #'s

# hours on the bike v. beers consumed: 66/80

# days in class, teaching v. glasses of wine: 15/20

# warning notices given to students v. days sleeping on floors: 7/7

# ties worn v. tyres changed: 5/1

# new japanese phrases learned v. times i have "forced it" according to students: 6/837

# japanese prases remembered when sober v. hours sitting at the IF booth at the lamest bike show in history: 1/6